talking out of my rss

I bet the Tories are increasing the speed limit to 80mph because 80+10% is 88mph, and they think that by that method they can literally transport us back to Victorian times, rather than merely recreating the social conditions of that era.

Actually on reflection, with the economy fucked, zero job creation, and the Tories determined to destroy the NHS, the Tory geniuses probably thought this was the ideal way to both create job vacancies and chow down slurpily on Jeremy Clarkson’s old-man-in-blue-jeans cock.